Lies, dangerous lies, and skillfully crafted.

Carol says...

It's all lies? Really?Think about things a little harder, Shao. Notice Paul can't actually pick a line that is a lie out of everyting I've said? Not one line can he pick out and say "This is absolutely untrue"...don't you find that odd?

Paul can. Paul knows a little bit more about what constitutes truth and you ain't tellin' it.

It's called LYING BY OMISSION. And you are an expert at it.

The Biggest Lie About Lies -- A Lie of Omission Is Not a Lie!

A lie of omission is the most insidious, most pervasive, and most common lie on the entire planet. Commonly, those who use this type of lie, have conned themselves into believing that to intentionally remain silent when ethical behavior calls for one to speak up is not a lie at all. In spite of overwhelming evidence that their silence deceives, misleads, and often causes untold grief and misery, they refuse to speak the truth.
(source: http://www.choice101.com/19-lies.html#LiesOfOmission)

You want to tell Shao about what happened with two kids last year but you won't tell the whole truth. You're quite content to let Shao and all your bullshitting buddies think I plucked two totally innocent kids from the comfort of their loungerooms and got them to engage in a bit of criminal activity thereby putting them both at great risk.

What you neglected to mention was my reasons for asking those two particular teenagers to help me get my own back on one partner who was ripping myself and a third partner blind - and in the process make themselves some easy money. I had a legal right to be on the premises at the time so there was never any risk of being done for burglary, they took what I told them to take and took nothing I asked them to leave, so they couldn't even have been done for theft.

Most pertinently of all, I did it so they could make enough money to stop breaking into houses and using stolen cars as getaway vehicles - and it worked. More than that, what you neglected to tell Shao - because you're nothing but a lying bitch - is that one of those teenagers used his share of the loot to fund a pre-apprenticeship training course, which he finished in December. No more burglary and theft of motor vehicles.

But the stupid thing is, you think I try to keep my activities secret from kids. I don't. I keep my activities secret from lying manipulative bitches like you and creepy motherfuckers like ergo and psycho nutbags like plague.

Why? Because you use the lie of omission like a juggler uses tennis balls. Your lying is the most insidious and potentially most damaging form of bullshit anywhere. Ask Ardra about it. She knows ALL about it - even plague will confirm that.

Bint just straight lies - the lie of commission. She didn't make that phone call, oh no... she was too drunk to remember it - which, incidently, I've never been so drunk I can't remember anything. Then she exaggerates the contents of the email I sent with the link in it. I simply said I hadn't been well - she thought I was dying and rang me up bawling her eyes out. I'm like WTF?!?!!

No, instead he'll pick out a line where I've criticized his actions and he'll justify WHY he took those actions. Shao, that doesn't make what I said a lie.

Lying to a teenager about the nature of your lying....

My God you're a low bitch. It's testament to the integrity of Shao and the others that they can see straight through you though. You blurt all over the place that I'm a pedophile. Well shit, that didn't work. Now you're trying to convince them I'm evil in other ways - not suspecting they've known me for almost a year and from their own experience, they know you're just a hoard of bitter old lying fuckwits, hypocritical, cowardly and pathetic.

You know the best thing about talking to teenagers, Carol?

They have the patience to teach new tricks to an old dog like me.