Well, now that all the festivities are over, we can get back to some good old fashioned cynicism without also being a party pooper.

Who the hell is Archimedes Pancake? Ask yourself this question when next you cast your eye across a roll of sticky tape. Wouldst thou care to know more? You know you want to.

In that case, visit my website at http://www.powow.com/chatrat and e-mail me by way of the jiggy boo at the bottom of the first page. If you can't be bothered doing that, try this one out:

http://www.topica.com/lists/swamp/read and check out the last newsletter I put out earlier this week - the one with Harry Potter in the title. Why? Because this is going to give you and all your e-friends a good laugh that's why. But like all good things, it needs to be crafted and teamwork is a laudable thing, so get yer ass on the team, it'll only take you one - just one - little effort and in a few short weeks, you'll get an email which, with a bit of luck, will achieve e-legend status. I know this, I've seen others like it that were made up on the spur of the moment by a single person. Imagine a world full of surfers making contributions. That URL again: http://www.powow.com/chatrat and the newsletter: http://www.topica.com/lists/swamp/read Do yourselves a favour!