■We will not post content unacceptable to me.
■We won't say anything online that we wouldn't say in person. Sux to be you, I'll call you a cunt anywhere.
■When we encounter conflicts and misrepresentation, we make every effort to talk directly to the person(s) involved before we publish, after we publish and even while we're publishing. Flame wars are fun all the time.
■When we believe someone is unfairly attacking another, we act. If the attack isn't hilarious, we act fast and get /b/ in on it too.
■No anonymous comments my arse. Anonymous is GOD!
■We prefer not to respond to nasty comments about us, as long as they aren't abusive or libellous. And we won't at all if they're not funny.